Reinventing the Life of a Poet in the Modern World

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Top 10 Things to Do When Participating in an Open Poetry Reading

Gollum-bookGollum at a poetry reading, left.

I know poetry readings seem very communal and the audience very much an understanding environment that will embrace your shabby or shabby-chic poetry-reading performance; you want to be casual, play it off the cuff and be organic, go to the drum circle and improvise.

But here's the thing: the audience has already seen so much of that, it's become a cliche. They now want to pull their hair out.

Poetry is a performance at the end of the day and many poets are bad at performance because a. they're not comfortable in their own body (that's why they spend so much time in their heads) or b. they're too comfortable in their own body (virtual exhibitionists taking hostages).

I created a check-list for poets in preparation for an open mic reading…and left out the obvious discourtesies, like don't read fiction at a poetry reading or hijack the mic by reading for ten minutes. If you want readers to form a positive opinion of the poet and the poetry, keep two things in mind: be generous and be courteous.

  1. Dress for Success: that means don't dress like a homeless person, even if you are unfortunately homeless. Borrow something unobtrusive-looking. On the other hand, don't try to look like a Vogue spread. If people are distracted contemplating your wardrobe (good or bad), they can't focus on the words coming out of your mouth.
  2. Don't forget to pack: bring your reading glasses (if you need them) and your poems.
  3. Rehearse: you don't need to memorize your poem, but practice reading with a friend ahead of time. You'll come across like a smooth cat if you do this, fully in command of your beautiful words.
  4. Listen to other readers…with your full attention: it's a karmic rule, you get what you give. So start giving. Listen to all the other readers. If you don't, they have no reason or obligation to listen to you. And if you think you can listen while multi-tasking, maybe you can–but it still looks like you're not listening and that makes everyone around you feel uncomfortable. This is bad energy to bring to a reading. Besides, if you're too busy to single-task-listen at a poetry reading, you're too busy to read at one.
  5. Open your voice to your audience: don't condescend to them by reading your poems in a precious style, full of pregnant pauses. Don't deliver the last line as if it's the greatest line ever written. Be friendly. It attracts readers to your poems and to you.
  6. Open your heart to your audience: like the great-sage-of-self-help Oprah says, be aware of the energy you bring into a room. If you come to the mic with aloofness or arrogance or bitterness, you will only attract that energy back to you.
  7. Pay attention to the room dynamic: practice taking the pulse of the audience by looking around at their faces before you read. Are they "up" and laughing? Are they bored, quiet and fidgety? If there are 10 or more poets scheduled for that reading, shorten your set by reading only one poem. Or by not reading a five-page poem. It's tempting to want to read more but after one poem, the audience has formed an impression of you. And they know they have a marathon of other readers behind you. They will start to shut down if you read too long. Just come back on another open-mic night and read again. Less is more in public relations. Repetition over time is good.
  8. Don't preamble-ramble: if you are the main event of a poetry reading, you can be like Gollum and ramble on; otherwise, less is more. The preamble actually upstages the poem. Sometimes poets who are insecure about their poem will try to buttress it up with a preamble for this very reason. Don't sell your poem short this way. Feel free to plug your book or blog or say a line or two. But no more.
  9. Pick a poem with an inclusive theme: ask friends to locate one of your poems they respond to the best. Don't be self-absorbed. Readings are events for communicating universal ideas, experiences and feelings. My husband has a theater background and has been to hundreds of open music, stand-up and one-man show performances. He says the ones that fail always fail because the content is too self-reflective and not inclusive to the audience. 
  10. Don't forget to bow: thank the audience at the top of your reading or at the end, just like they have given you a gift. Because they have. And smile! 

The good thing about open readings, as opposed to poetry slams, is that they offer a safe place for poets to read their work without Night-at-the-Apollo-style heckling. Poets need to be in the moment as much at a reading, paying attention fully and poetically, as they are are when they are at home contemplating the intricacies of their poems.

Some very funny lists of cartoons spoofing poetry readings:

Uselessness of Words

SmallcanyonJust when you get to talkin' about the utility of your work, the uselessness of words makes itself known unto you.

I spent the better part of last week at Bryce Canyon in Utah. Sometimes you just need to put the proverbial pen down and go see something magestic.

Canyons do magestic pretty well; and they do it all without a single word.

Besides, this gave me an opportunity to take yet another photo of myself Reading Poetry to Animals and Things that Don't Care.

In this case, I'm reading poems to the vermilion hoodoos (the Paiute thought these were folks who had been turned into stone). I just hope it wasn't some epic poems about western expansion that turned them into unfeeling columns of hardness.

Seriously, hoodoos have been here for millions of years and they've heard it all. Their indifference is sobering.

Pay Attention to Your Feet / Get a Massage

Poet"Pay attention to the bottom of your feet." — Zen Master

"In the zendo, one must pay attention to one's feet. Our feet are amazing. They contain endless nerve endings that can give us incredible information about the place we are in, about ourselves, our lives and our direction. Our feet assist greatly in coming to balance…Yet how many of us take the time to pay attention to our own balance and wisdom, to the bottom of our own feet." — Brenda Shoshanna, Zen and the Art of Falling in Love

And this is one of the many reasons you, little blue poet Smurf, deserve a massage. Writing is hard on your little blue hands and arms, hard on your upper back and neck (because you slouch). The act of thinking takes you out of your body entirely. Who thinks about their feet when they're writing?

But here's the rub, most writers think massages are for people like John Forsythe and Joan Collins, that you have to find a spa to get one. Do poets even know how to search for spas?

I've been to spas. I've been to Asian parlors and reflexology clinics in strip malls. I've found my massages in hair salons, nail salons, and some sketchy low-rent, top-off parlors. And I've learned a lot about price and quality:

  • High end massages aren't any better. In LA, I've been to Glen Ivy Spa and Burke Williams. Both provided only expensive ($100-200) and weak (lackluster pressure and generic routines) massages.
  • Discount massage franchises (Massage Envy, The Massage Company) are ok, but not great. The price is usally better ($40) but the practitioners are usually burn-outs from the expensive spas. They're bitter, tired of the massage biz and often phoning it in.
  • Hair salons/nail salons/massage parlor startups: these are hit or miss. I've frequented many  with discount coupons from Groupon and Living Social. They tend to be too chatty but they have a bigger stake in their self-owned business so they may try harder.
  • Asian massages are the best. In fact the best massages of my life were from a Chinese salon in Redondo Beach. You don't take your clothes off and dudes reeking of their last cigarette break behind the store work with the most no-nonsense professionalism and skill.
  • In LA, massage is a competitive business and you can find cheap, quality massages at hundreds of Asian salons ($40-60). However, in Santa Fe and Albuquerque (and maybe in your town too), Asian Massage can mean something quite different. And if you go to one, the lobby might be pretty icky and men on their lunch breaks might be the main customers. Let me tell you something about my quest for an awesome massage. I don't care. I'll seek out these places anyway, because the gals do a better job. Maybe it's the work ethic thing; maybe their culture places a higher premium on preventitive body care. Whatever it is, Asian women and men are the best masseuses, hands down.
  • Find a reflexology practitioner. Reflexology focuses only on your feet and all those nerve endings. If you get a professional foot massage, you'll feel better than a full-body massage. Sometimes you can find a foot/full-body 90-minute package deal. I live for those. In LA, there are many Chinese reflexology salons. These are the best of both worlds. They soak your feet in flower water, you keep your clothes on and get the best massage of your life for an affordable price.
  • Massage schools are the best option for most people. In Santa Fe, I can get a 60-minute massage for $25-30 on a sliding scale. The students need bodies to practice on and they tend to be better than average at it, I'm guessing because they are motivated to do well in front of their teachers and haven't become burnt out by years of kneading dough.

So go forth and find an affordable massage. And tip well; your masseuse is probably a broke Chinese poet.

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