Reinventing the Life of a Poet in the Modern World

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10 Lessons for Poets as Found in Modern Things


Tired
Last week I returned to working at ICANN as a web consultant. Anytime after starting a new job (this happened at IAIA) or returning to an older job, I end up feeling like this picture here by the end of the week.

So I didn't blog last week. But I have lots of goodies in the que. My friend Mary Anne has sent some new Reading Poetry to Animals and Things That Don't Care photos and I've been reading some interesting books. More on that next week. For now I thought I would post a new Top 10 list for your enjoyment:

 10 Lessons for Poets as Found in Modern Times

  1. Don’t
    hate forms just because they seem airbrushed like supermodels. Airbrushing
    is an art too.
  2. To own
    your voice, you have to make peace with yourself.
  3. Pop
    songs that get under your skin infiltrate us with meter and provide us with
    examples of pleasant off-rhymes, same as good forms.
  4. Advertisements,
    aphorisms (and Scrabble) can teach us about wordplay ruthlessness.
  5. Learn
    to make an argument.
  6. Learn
    to lose an argument.
  7. Don’t
    let the thesaurus push you around.
  8. Poets have
    gained a reputation at parties for being socially annoying, obtuse and
    self-absorbed. (See Top 10 Reasons Why Poets are Bad Party Guests.) Practice generosity over cocktails. If generosity tastes
    like a rice cake to you, try self-deprecation. It’s not just what you say;
    it’s how you say it.
  9. The best
    stand-up comedy is poetry. Listen to Chris Rock’s album Roll with the New.
  10. Admit
    you love milk chocolate and Toy
    Story 3
    . Find your muse in both opera and haunted houses, in the high
    arts and in diner restaurant menus, in both documentaries and sassy cartoons. Highbrow
    cares too much how it is perceived. (See #2)

   

Reading More Poetry to Things That Don’t Care

My friends and family have continued to make valiant attempts to spread poetry into the world of things, animals and the innocents who don't care about it.

 

ColumnsMary Anne Perkowski Reading Poetry to Columns at the National Building Museum in Washington, DC

Columns clearly so self conscience about their faux-finish that they worked hard to diminutize me and my words. 

(March 2013, iPhone 5 Photo by by Minna Nathanson)

 

 

 

ChildrenMary Anne Perkowski Reading Poetry to Impressionable Minds

Mary Anne Perkowski reading poetry to small children who sometimes act like animals (according to their parents).  The attention span of this 5-year-old in Arlington,  Virginia,  made it through 2/3 of "Helga Traveling." 

(March 2013, iPhone 5 Photo by by Kay Moyer)

 

 

 

CupcakesJohn McCray Reading Poetry to St. Patrick's Day Cupcakes in Santa Fe

Their sugar high creates attention deficit disorder in these cupcakes.  Who can focus on poetry when you have that kind of buzz? Artist Dawn Chandler assits.

(March 2013, photo by Mary Anne Perkowski)

 

 

 EggsJohn McCray Reading Poetry to Easter Eggs in Santa Fe

These eggs have just been decorated by being wrapped in silk swatches and boiled in vinegar and water. They're too hot under the shell right now to suffer any poetry too. 

(March 2013, photo by Mary McCray)

 

 

 

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Reading More Poetry to Things That Don’t Care…by Mary Anne

I am happy to report that my friend Mary Anne has taken up the challenge of attempting to read poetry to things and animals that just don't care. She has documented her experiences and has sent in three photos that show quite clearly the harrowing, heartbreaking experience that is reading poetry to things and animals that just don't care.

 

20130302 Reading to Green RooibosMary Anne Perkowski Reading Poetry to Green Rooibos

Mary Anne Perkowski reading poetry to green rooisbos at Santa Fe Farmer's Market.  Tea leaves, they think they should be read, not read to….geesh.

(March 2013, Canon Powershot SD870 Photo by Karen Gardiner)

  
 

20130302 Snowman readingMary Anne Perkowski Reading Poetry to a Snowman

Mary Anne Perkowski sitting in Pecos National Monument Park reading poetry to an as-yet upright snowman. I could tell he was more preoccupied by the spring thaw. 

(March 2013, Canon Powershot SD870 Photo by J. Badal)

 

 

 

20130302 Fallen SnowmanMary Anne Perkowski Reading Poetry to a Fallen Snowman

Mary Anne Perkowski reading poetry to a fallen snowman. Was he knocked over with sentiment or puddled by the erotic rush of the poem "Sex with a Rocket?" 

(March 2013, Canon Powershot SD870 photo J. Badal)

  

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The Benefits of Poetry Association Memberships

I admit I love joining groups and getting membership cards. I've kept all my library cards. When I was 7 years old, I tried to join the Official Cher fan club. I felt ripped off more than satiated. I was a member of the Barry Manilow Official fan club for about 10 years and wrote about it on Ape Culture in 1999. I just want to belong!

Over the last six months, I've joined a few poetry associations to see if it was worth it. And I'm finding much to like about them.


DsThe Science Fiction Poetry Association
: The first group I joined, because my book has science, technology and space exploration themes, was The Science Fiction Poetry Association. So far I've received last year's issue of Dwarf Stars, a small press anthology of mini-poems and two issues of Star Line, the main journal of the association. I really enjoyed the second issue and poems like "Sea Monkeys" by Robert Borski, "The Truth About Unicorns" by Beth Cato, "No Man's a Mythic Hero to His Wife" by Jason Braun, "Dracula Considers Celebrity" by Chris Bullard. They're often ironic, meta and suited to a Gen Xer like me. Even the mini-oems are pithy and smart:

even at light speed…
Sl
long stretches
of boredom

–James Weaver

The issue also taught me what steampunk was and alerted me to the book Where Rockets Burn Through: Contemporary Science Fiction Poems from the UK. I also loved F.J. Bergmann's short essay on about whether poetry is possible in a world of tragedy, the power a small word offers "the world of diplomacy. Not a few treaties and negotiations have foundered on deficient wording."

Poetry Fash: This was simply an exercise in throwing money down the drain. I once picked up these newspaper-style issues in Los Angeles. I paid for a two-year subscription via their website (Paypal) over a year ago and have never received a single issue. I've sent four emails to them (via their website and Facebook page) trying to figure out what happened that have all gone unanswered. They did have the balls to send me a mail solicitation last month asking for more money. I think not.

The Santa Fe Poetry Society: I think there are less than 30 members in the Santa Fe Poetry Society, a subset of the New Mexico State Poetry Society. They send out a two-page newsletter once in a while, although since I've become an official member, I haven't received any more (what a tease!). They also run a local open mic event in town that draws more than 30 people. I've been to about four of them but haven't made any poetry pals yet. The group participates in a state convention in Albuquerque in June and I do hope I will still be in town to attend that. I love conventions!


ApThe Academy of American Poets:
Early on I also joined The Academy of American Poets. Who has not found their website (http://www.poets.org/) beneficial at one time or another? They've sent me two nifty cards already, a Season's Greetings postcard with a quote from Denise Levertov, "To confuse snow with stars,/simulate a star's fantastic wisdom," and four letters: one welcoming me, one end-of-year appeal for more money (why are those always 4-page sagas?), one presenting me with my 2013 membership card (improved with my name on it), and one with their enclosed journal American Poet.  I was pleased to receive my first issue of American Poet, considering there are allegedly 9,000 subscribers. The basic structure to the articles, which I like, includes an introduction to a poet, two or three of their poems and then a poem from the introducing poet. Issue #43 also included a manuscript study of a William Stafford poem, some reprinted poems from books the academy likes and short book reviews. And the journal looks good, is well designed (I loved the cover art). The poems tend to be difficult…surreal and oblique without much variation, as do the essays and introductions. This would appeal to language and other experimental poets.


AprThe Poetry Society of America:
One of my favorite memberships so far is The Poetry Society of America.  Their welcome letter on card stock came with a tear-away membership card I could sign (which I just did today), a button (have I mentioned I love buttons?), an Metro-Transit Authority (NYC) bookmark (I have one of their MTA posters from years ago, too), four beautiful postcards which are too pretty to ever send, and, best of all, a membership to one of their partnering journals. I picked American Poetry Review, a journal that I love not for the fact that I tend to like the poetry and essays they provide, but because I am addicted to anything in a recycled newspaper format. This is why I had Literal Latte shipped to my house in Lititz, PA, for all those years until it folded (sad day!). I've received three issues so far; and beyond being mostly a catalog of ads for MFA programs, (a non-poet might think that's all poets have to offer these days), I've loved every issue. They've provided me with a whole new list of poets to explore, including D.W. Fenza, Kathleen Graber (love her America poems), Michelle Ornat, Paisley Rekdal, and Rachel Zucker.

And there have been some great essays:

  • Tony Hoagland on Brenda Hillman (Sept-Oct, 2012)
  • Arielle Greenberg on hybred (multi-format) poetry (Sept-Oct, 2012)
  • David Wojahn on Elizabeth Bishop (Nov-Dec, 2012)
  • David Rivard's poetic meanderings on Robert Frost and writing  (Jan-Feb, 2013)
  • Arielle Greenberg on second-wave feminist writing (Jan-Feb, 2013)
  • Alex Giardino's interview with Annie Finch (Jan-Feb, 2013)


PrThe Scottish Poetry Library
: Now contrary to the sound of my (married) name, I'm not Scottish. Well, at least not that I know of. The Ladd family were cowboys who kept no genealogical records behind. The reason I joined The Scottish Poetry Library had everything to do with how impressed I was with their website when I happened upon it while looking for something else. It was a well-made, efficient, friendly web site. This is a rare animal in the poetry world. Most poetry sites and blog, even unintentionally, come across as exclusive and elitist. Not this one. Having worked in the website business for many years (as a consultant for ICANN even) and having read plenty of books on user experience, I know a good website when I see it. I joined pronto.

I was not disappointed. Right away, they sent me a laminated card (so old school!), a letter with a personal message on it about being delighted to have a Santa Fe member and to please come and visit someday (I sure will!), a programme booklet of all their local events, their annual review report and the Poetry Reader journal. This group impresses me. If I ran any kind of poetry association, I would rip off everything they do. They do smart and aggressive outreach with local kids and museums, they coordinated an Olympic Games poetry competition for this year's games, they're involved in book-related artworks around the city, they take their online site and social media very seriously (yet inclusively), they provide lesson and reading guides for teachers, librarians and writers. They partner with scholars, artists, local bookstores and poets in other countries. They're materials are really really well designed. They're transparent and so, so friendly. I can't emphasize that enough. I wanted to join this place of good feeling and acceptance. I was darn-right enthusiastic about it.

The first journal talks about nature writing, discusses the biography of a Scottish poet or two (Nan Shepherd) and what the library is doing with their collection, tours of poetry readings in local bookshops (with pictures), their podcasts and some interviews and columns from members.

Overall, I've enjoyed these memberships and look forward to getting more mail from them.

 

Poets Socializing and Readings in February



Sf2I was happily tied up for the past few weeks with some visitors to Santa Fe and some small readings locally. On February 4, I attended an open reading in a little theater called Teatro Paragaus, a reading hosted by the New Mexico State Poetry Society-Santa Fe Chapter. I read "Imagine Mars" and "Why Photographers Commit Suicide."

I don't know why we call them readings. So poet-centric that is. Shouldn't we say, "I'm going to a listening" because the majority of people are listening? Ok, maybe not.

Anyway, it was my first reading since October of 2004 when Julie Wiskirchen and I read excerpts from St. Lou Haiku at the St. Louis Public Library and the first St. Louis Book Festival held in Forest Park. I didn't do particularly well for open mic nite. My reading was inordinately breathy and too close to the microphone. Later I thought: to be new may be brief; but to be new is a relief. Plenty of time for improvement. My goal was to practice ways of being as a poet: to be open, connected and friendly. As much as I tried to focus on my specific tasks: to honor the time rule, to pay attention to my body posture, facial expressions and to smile, it was all thrown to hell when the MC mispronounced my last name as McCreely. This is surely due to my bad, post-carpel-tunnel handwriting on the sign-in. The MC for NMSPS, Jim Raby, is actually a very good energy and excellent at corralling all these open mic poets. My husband took photos but unfortunately these were lost when, a few days later, I went to update the software on my iPhone and it crashed. I lost about 9 months worth of data.

My reading the following Friday, February 8, at Highlands University as the inaugural speaker for The Women for a Change Club went much, much better. I had the full hour to myself and not only had time to talk about the poems in my book in depth, but I had time to have a conversation about the amazing publishing changes afoot in the world, (the pros and cons of self-publishing versus traditional), and most importantly (since this was an audience of academics), how poetry can be used in academic research (with examples directed toward some of the archaeologists in the group). This reading went very well. Considering my sucky open mic, I was surprised. But apparently some enthusiasm and humor, my knowledge about technology from years working at ICANN, and my spirit of DIY came through. I read "Imagine Mars," "The Birds of Mars," "Helga in the Park," and "Why Photographers Commit Suicide."

The only piece of the talk I left out, by mistake, were three very interesting and apropos NPR interviews I had discovered the day before:

The room was full and many stayed afterwards to talk about poetry and their prior experiences with poetry. A very good conversation overall.

The next week was spent furiously cleaning our house for the reunion of the Sarah Lawrence women in Santa Fe over Presidents' Day weekend. Sherry Fairchok (technical writer at The Gartner Group and author of the book of poems Palace of Ashes) and fictioneers Murph Henderson (Theater Specialist at the Pew Center for the Performing Arts) and Julie Wiskirchen (coordinator of Santa Monica social events and the visiting authors program at Google, co-author of St. Lou Haiku and co-editor of Ape Culture) came from Bronxville, NY, Philadelphia, PA, and Los Angeles for a weekend of tooling around Santa Fe. I had a fabulous time catching up with them. On Saturday we visited the Folk Art Museum and saw the Annie Leibovitz show Pilgrimage at the Georgia
Annie-georgiao O'Keeffe Museum (because my husband works there, I was able to attend the opening reception a week earlier with Annie Leibovitz). Julie and Murph had Frito Pie down on the Plaza and we all ate dinner at La Plazuela in the La Fonda Hotel for dinner. Sunday we went to Pecos National Monument and visited the Greer Garson house. Then went to Las Vegas, New Mexico, to see the Victorians, Highlands University and the Plaza Hotel. We ate Mexican food at my favorite restaurant there, the Original Johnny's Kitchen.

Now I'm getting back into the swing and sway of Big Bang Poetry! I have been exploring some interesting poetry podcasts, memberships and books. More to come soon.

 

Ask a Poet

CravatIntroducting the new column Ask a Poet!

Why live in the dark when you can ask a poet?

Do you think poets and their poems are mysterious, difficult or a bit cultish? Are there questions you have always wanted to ask a poet but have been too scared (or dreading the long-winded answer) to ask?

Well, lucky you are because in the vein of the ground-breaking syndicated column and book by Gustavo Arellano, “Ask a Mexican,” this is a place where you can stop tip-toeing around quirky poet relatives and friends and their notebooks of garden haikus and you can finally ask a poet.

Don’t be shy. There is no question too offensive, bewildered or cranky.

  

Archive of Questions Already Asked:

Poets and Money
Poets for Company in Desperate Situations
Poems Hurt My Head
Poetry Appreciation Affectations
Is Formal Verse Dead?
The Incontrovertible Evidence of Living Poets
The Poetry Vortex
Successful Poet Slackers
Hazing Poets
Badass Poets
The Face of Verse
Poets in Bed

Send all Ask a Poet Questions to mary@bigbangpoetry.com.

  

A Poet’s New Years Resolutions

  1. Set some writing goals and write poems.  I am halfway through the first draft of a new set and I'd like to finish them this year.
      
  2. ResolutionsBuy more poetry. Try eBooks if you can't afford the paper ones. Some eBooks can be purchased for 99-cents and many are under five dollars. I'm going to try to create a folder for my new eBooks on my computer and hopefully this will inspire me to pare down my Amazon wish list.
       
  3. Meet new poets socially. And not just to get some new ears and eyes hostage to your poems. Meet new poets because you are generally interested in having them in your life. Find some at local conventions or readings. Start a poetry reading group.
       
  4. Read a few biographies of poets. Check out your local library. I'll be back to Highlands University next week to comb through their library. I've done the American section; time to move on to the Europeans or South Americans.
       
  5. Start another writing project. Like a sorbet between courses, this might clear your head. I'm going to get back into my novel about Roy, New Mexico.
      
  6. Take a class. I'll be back at the community college extension this spring. Classes there are only 90 bucks each.
      
  7. Find a poetry journal you like and subscribe to it. I like American Poetry Review so that's my journal for this year.
      
  8. Submit your poems to some journals. I'm going to get back into doing this…and also reaching out to journals for reviewers for Why Photographers Commit Suicide.
      
  9. Tag some books of poetry on Amazon. If you truly believe in furthering the cause of poetry, then tag some books you love based on subject. This is the single greatest way non-poets can find our books. It's better than a review and with last year's scandal on Amazon over authors leaving negative reviews for competing books (and then getting all their reviews deleted), a safer use of your time.
      
  10. Connect with other people on social networks. Find both writers, readers and new friends. You want to connect with the world. The world wants to connect with you.


  

Reading More Poetry to Things That Don’t Care…Chaco Canyon

Since my trip to New York City, I've been sick with the flu. I was then swamped with Christmas duties. I missed all my holiday postings as a result. I was finally feeling better this week so I went with my two fur-kids and husband on a daytrip out to see Chaco Canyon in northeastern New Mexico. We stopped to see Georgia O'Keeffe's Black Place on the way and braved a snow-packed 16-mile washboarded dirt road out to the major historic ruin site of Choco. One poetry reading resulted.

Click to enlarge the remains of Pueblo Bonito, the cultural center of Chaco.

Chacocanyon

Mary McCray reading poetry to the ruins of Pueblo Bonito, the culture center not only of the prehistoric Chaco Canyon but to prehistoric cultures all throughout the southwest. Cultured or not, the 900-year old  ghosts of Chaco are not appreciating the 1960s Beat poets.  (2012, photo by John McCray)

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Top 10 Reasons Why Poets are Bad Party Guests

PopAre we skinny poets because we are shunned from dinner parties? There are ten reasons why poets make infamously bad party guests, described as follows:

  1. Poets, with their proverbial "head in the clouds," tend to get pedantic over cocktails and are often accused of being disconnected from reality (behind their backs, of course) and at worst, boring. And although most poets write poetry to convince the world they’re not, in fact, boring, this is the academic version of the man insisting on the first date,“I never hit women.” It's eerie and often disconnected from reality.
       
  2. Two words: Pretentious and Precious. Poets foolishly think they're more interesting than they actually are or think the things they love are more interesting and valuable than those things actually are to other people. It's only fair, really. Poets don't care about the obsessions of others or think everyone else is brilliant. Why should party people return the favor?
       
  3. Related issue: in extreme cases poets can be insufferably arrogant, often accused of “lording their thoughts over others.” They take a posture of being better informed, better read and better able to understand the subtle nuances. They aggressively question everyone’s ideas in order to grandstand their own. This is a bad arguing posture and 9 out of 10 Playboy models would include this in their top list of turnoffs. This will not get you laid. Why would it? Who likes being shit upon? This arrognce suraces in anyone who responds to your comments with useless condescending prefaces such as “Listen my friend….” which is presumptous because you are not anybody's friend yet.
         
  4. Also related: poets who use obscure references in conversation in order to feel superior. I’ve seen this trick at parties and corporate meetings. You try to use complicated sentence structure and arcane words to fool others into thinking you are really saying something. Some people write entire poems this way. You may be fooling some dim bulbs in the room but not the other literates (who are probably there on the down-low) who actually know how to diagram a sentence and have figured out pretty quick that your blather doesn't contain both a subject and a predicate.  Boob.
      
  5. Poets love to talk; listening gives them heartburn. If this describes you, stay at home and talk to yourself. It’s a big world out there. People are having conversations. It’s not all about you.
      
  6. Goth drunks. There's absolutely nothing wrong with being a Goth drunk but usually they only party well with other Goth drunks.
      
  7. Poets are known for lacking in fashion sense. I admit I have none. We have no mental energy left over for that sort of thing and most partiers will give you a pass on this. After all, they already think you are clueless.
     
  8. Poets are known for having a bad sense of humor. This one really hurts. Even poets who think they are pretty damn funny…in the cold light of day, they are pretty amateurish compared to the deft comedic acrobatics of our top comedic bards like Daniel Tosh or Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Hell, Mark Twain can still kick their ass with his well-crafted comedy. So I usually sound pathetic if I try to offer myself up as a funny bard. No one believes me.
      
  9. Poets are uncorrectable, the stubborn type of person who will read items 1-8 above and say, “Who cares about your stupid bourgeoisie parties anyway!"
        
  10. Poets are sensitive. After a few cold shoulders, they might make a suicidal gesture over the bannister, but not before a very wordy, rambling soliloquy.

Stereotypes? Yes. Hurtful? Yes. But as long as poets still behave this way at parties, they will continue to be unpopular and not even get invited to social gatherings in book form, which is the real sad situation.

However, we can get back on the social calendar if we take stock before every social encounter and focus on some new social tactics. As Andrea Lunsford says, Everything’s an Argument. To impress people that you are a funny, brilliant poet you need to sell your argument. And to do that you need:

  1. Mad arguing skillz
  2. Panache

Short of that, try modesty, curiosity, listening, a little itty-bit of affection for that innocent body your words are hitting.

    

Writing Poems with William Shatner

There's a great new iPhone App called Shatoetry.You can use it to create poetry William Shatner reads back. You have some rudimentary control over his enunciation and pauses but the word choices are slim. I wasn't able to have Shatner actually read one of my poems (not even a couplet or haiku). But I did create this surreal piece of randomness to test it out:

 

It's like magnetic poetry: you have to work with the words you've got.  The makers of the App Shatoetry promise more words are coming soon. The ultimate would be to get Shatner to read one of your own poems.

http://shatoetry.com/

 

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