Official Poet of “10 Items or Less”

I'm happy to say comedian John Lehr, star of Geico Caveman commercials, Jailbait and the WTBS show 10 Items or Less, has crowned me the "official poet of 10 Items or Less."

This is very much appreciated.

 This is a good time to
revisit the very funny Caveman videos of John Lehr:

• Baltimore dance moves
  
• Tennis
• Bowling
• Therapist 1
• Therapist
  2
• Chess

Although this is not an official endorsement by the Geico caveman himself, my poetry
is so accessible, a caveman could read it.